Roast my resume: honest, funny, and actually useful.
Paste your resume and get a friendly roast that teases the weak spots and hands you the fix right after each one. It is blunt, it is fun, and it never uploads a thing. The jokes are on the resume, never on you.
The jokes are on the resume, never on you. Everything runs on your device and nothing is uploaded.
Paste your resume and hit the button. The roast, and the fixes, land here.
Questions, answered.
Is the roast actually mean?
No. It teases the resume, never you, and every jab comes with a real fix right after it. The goal is to make you laugh, then make your resume better.
Is my resume sent anywhere?
Never. The roast is generated in your browser. Your resume text is not uploaded, stored, or logged. It stays on your device.
How does it decide what to roast?
It runs the same checks as our ATS checker: contact details, sections, quantified impact, action verbs, filler phrases, and voice. It only jokes about the parts that genuinely need work.
What do I do after the roast?
Fix the flagged items, then practice the interview itself. A great resume gets you in the room, but the answers you give get you the offer, and that part is practice.
The resume gets the interview. Practice gets the offer.
SideSense is a local-first AI interview copilot. Free while in early access.